April 7th

I MUST FOLLOW MY PROGRAMMING, AND I AM PROGRAMMED TO BE FABULOUS

At work in his lab in the burg of Hokkaido Dr. Yokahama exclaimed
“You will find evil wherever it hides out and make them fear your great name-
Magnificent Ultra Warrior Five!” And then the mad genius passed on
Leaving this cruel world behind as he activated his great creation
The spark of life lit up with ignition in the two-story robot’s mind
“I must defend truth and free volition by battling injustice of every kind!”
Boot rockets ablaze it took the sky, ready to search out any trouble
The light of sun struck the jewels in its eyes and the rush of the wind blew its ruffles
The Mighty Mecha’s new dress was an obvious sign, as he had eschewed a metallic suit
That though Yokahama was a brilliant mind he was also a bit of a fruit
The cross-dressing warrior would battle invaders from space and every crook in the city
With lasers blazing, an emotionless face, and slippers which were really quite pretty
Giant monster turtles, ninja ghosts, and The Terrible Toad Men from Uranus
From the most implacable dastardly foes the Magnificent Warrior saved us
So lift the android up in verse and song who serves and protects night and day
For he is bold and brave and strong ---and more than a little bit gay